"This is the girl of your dreams. She is beautiful, funny, sexual but not a skank, and generally your view of perfection. She is the kind of girl you want to meet your grandma. You would traverse the all kinds of worlds, fight deadly monsters in your path, and even jump over enormous bottomless pits to win her heart. However there is one problem with the typical Peach; for some reason she spends all her time surrounded by complete morons. She is highly coveted among other males, so it will be necessary to fight off an entire cast of villains to get a chance with this girl. You may think you have finally won her affection once or twice, but in the end she always ends up being stolen away by some dickhead dinosaur or hairy ape." - Dorkly
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