Saturday, September 11, 2010

Pick up lines

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

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