Oh, Starbucks...

As much as I hate the way the baristas make my latte's at Starbucks, I can't help but to love it just cause I work there.

Yes I admit, our coffee sucks.

Tastes burnt.

Hence I drink americanos instead of the drip.

We put a shit load of artificially flavored syrup to disguise the shitty coffee and making it something delightful. Still not worth $4 for a cup of coffee though.

Anyways, with all that said, I'm gong to list the types of drinks I like.

Starbucks shitty coffee that taste good thanks to artificially flavored syrup top ten drink list:

10.) iced chai tea latte (better than hot)
9.) orange mango vivanno smoothie ( real fruit smoothie. Mcdonalds copied us)
8.) latte (plain latte. It would be in the top three if only the damn baristas knew how to steam th milk right)
7.) passion tea lemonade with no water but sweetened (yes. You have to customize your drink to make it better)
6.) refresh tea (plain mint tazo tea. Nothing special)
5.) syrup creme caramel frappuccino (better than the coffee flavored caramel frap)
4.) caramel apple spice (just cause it's getting colder)
3.) -not on the menu- banana shake. (great for banana lovers like me. It's only banana protein milk and sugar with a scoop of ice.)
2.) americano with whip creme (everything is 300x better with whip)
1.) iced caramel macchiato (macchiato means shots on top btw. Anyways, iced caramel macchiato is waaaaaay better than the hot one. You get caramel chunks randomly. The shots taste awesome and it just looks pretty over all.)

That was my gay love for starbucks top ten drinks.

Now you know what to get for me when I send you on a coffee run :p